Books with author Mary Josephs

What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class?For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks.Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild.“The Andrew Offerman Chronicles” are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In “Prank It Like a Man,” Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, leverage their skills to reach new heights in pranking. Where they’re going, whoopee cushions are for amateurs. They shoot for the moon during their first week of middle school. Their goal is simple. Their plan is perfect. No one can stop them. Soon, they’ll be living legends. But first, they have to get past their eccentric principal, Mr. Fairchild, and his refrigerator filled with Jell-O Pudding Cups.

What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class?For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks.Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild.“The Andrew Offerman Chronicles” are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In "Breaking Cupid’s Arrow," Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, must work quickly to keep Bo's mother from falling in love with Principal Fairchild. Sixth grade is hard enough. It will only get worse if Bo becomes the principal's son. Soon, though, the boys realize that Cupid is out to get everyone. No one is safe from that pesky, diaper-wearing, sharpshooter. Not even Andrew and Bo.

The only thing harder than making a name for yourself in the sixth grade is making a name for yourself in the sixth grade. Andrew Offerman and his best friend, Bo Jennings, have just begun to figure that out as they make their way through the chaotic world of middle school. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild.“The Andrew Offerman Chronicles” are a lighthearted, very funny glimpse into the mind of an eleven year old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In "Melting the Iceman” Andrew comes out of his self-imposed retirement from pranking to get even with his archenemy, Johnny Gaston. Andrew and Bo concoct a few surprises that they hope will keep Johnny away from them for years to come. Will their strategy work? Or will they just make their rivalry with their old foe worse?

The only thing harder than making a name for yourself in the sixth grade is making a name for yourself in the sixth grade. Andrew Offerman and his best friend, Bo Jennings, have just begun to figure that out as they make their way through the chaotic world of middle school. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild.“The Andrew Offerman Chronicles” are a lighthearted, very funny glimpse into the mind of an eleven year old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In "Taming the Beast" Andrew and Bo have to figure out how to get themselves out of Sophia's cross hairs before she tells the world about their previous misdeeds. There is just one problem. Once the beast sets her sights on you, she won't look away. Not even for a second.

RamadanIs this your favorite time of the year?Use this minimalist Ramadan Planner to:-Take notes about the rules for RamadanOrganize your studiesSchedule your iftarsRecord any missed days of fastingPrepare for EidIncludes: May/June calendar, Goals page, Daily Planners, notes and contacts pagesSoft sleek glossy cover, 8 X 10 InchesPerfect for all Muslims during the glorious month of Ramadan.